did i just watch furry porn? i think i did.
if i didnt, i'm reminded of pholph.com then. but logically speaking, if bear man was trying to get the most bang for his buck (or in this case a doe) wouldnt he want to hit up the octopus lady first? i mean, just think of all the suction with just a handjob. of course his wang'd be bitten off w/ her razor sharp beak. so no oral. but then again, i try not to kick it to things w/out a spine. that includes your cat. also, why was she pissed that he was getting a lap dance? i mean she did join him in visiting said animal safari.

basically to sum it all up, i've had that drink. it does not inspire animalistic sexual desires in me. tonka trucks do.