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Alton ... WHY?
Why have thou forsaken us?
Alton Brown is doing ads for ... MILLER LITE!?!?!
I can understand him wanting/needing to make a few bucks as Food Network doesn't give him the credit that he deserves. But ... Miller Lite?
"Bring more taste to the table" is the slogan.
... *sob*
It's hard to fathom anyone using Miller Lite for anything other than ... washing the glasses.
Alton Brown is doing ads for ... MILLER LITE!?!?!
I can understand him wanting/needing to make a few bucks as Food Network doesn't give him the credit that he deserves. But ... Miller Lite?
"Bring more taste to the table" is the slogan.
... *sob*
It's hard to fathom anyone using Miller Lite for anything other than ... washing the glasses.
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BAH! Alton's the ONLY good thing about the US bastardization of Kitchen Stadium.
Someone else hinted at this before and it seems a lot more likely than not.
The scumfucks in charge of Food Netowrk managed to force him under his contract to shill out for that 7th rate beer.
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