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Why my mom rocks :-)
Mum forwarded me this email with the subject (FW: New strain of sexual transmitted disease)
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a
new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced
"gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004,
after having been screwed for the past four years.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated
only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a
new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced
"gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004,
after having been screwed for the past four years.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated
only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.