[identity profile] obsidian-kiss.livejournal.com 2006-04-16 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
First Man: Did you hear that jesus has risen from the dead?!
Second Man: -gasp- Quick, hide the eggs! HIDE THE EGGS! Paint them pink and purple and hide them in the park. Trick Jesus! Tell everyone from now on, eggs come from chickens!
First Man: Why?
Second Man: So he doesn't steal the chickens too!

[identity profile] obsidian-kiss.livejournal.com 2006-04-16 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*eggs come from rabbits!

Damn my brain for shutting down.

[identity profile] razorjak.livejournal.com 2006-04-17 03:52 am (UTC)(link)

*chuckles*

No worries, I knew what you meant.

And thanks for posting that, sweetling. I needed the laugh after the night I had.