Ok a little humor here soo dont get your eyeliner in an uproar.

Ok ya crossed off three of the goth dream jobs.
Killing people
Bouncer at a goth club
Casket maker

you need to try for
undertaker
vampire slayer
ghost hunter
Hurse driver
henchman to a vampire (althow I dont see you as getting into politics)
Mad scientist (this is totally you)
suicidal poet (but I think your over 27 soo cant join the dead at 27 club and be like Jim)
Dickhead rockstar who cant play a guitar and is mad at the world because of it



Some jobs I thought would be right for jak

Lego plant worker althow I dont think you would make it out the door with any money. I wonder if they pay by the brick

The big guy in the rap videos that doesnt talk or move he just nods a little bit

I see you owning your own comic book store when you get older and a little loopy youd be like the guy in the simpsons or at ceily and canes(which closed btw) Anyone who doesnt know the place it was the simpsons comic book shop to the letter in buffalo I imagine the simpsons creators must have visited it cuz the comic book guy even talked like the owner of ceily and canes hmmm canes no relation.

I dunno will keep thinking