It's not me. It's you.
"You're not interested in me just because you don't like BBW."
*blinks blinks blinks*
No, you waddling haustrow, I'm not interested in you because I've met rodents with higher IQs and MUCH more sparkling personalities. If you were brighter, you'd realize that I said I wasn't interested in someone who uses txtmsg shortcuts in normal conversation long before you sent me a picture of the wedding cake. (- Seriously, the visible rolls of pallid flab went above and beyond 'muffin top'. It was a full on wedding cake. -)
... Seriously, the longer I'm single and wading in the dating pool ... the more I appreciate my left hand and lubriderm.
*blinks blinks blinks*
No, you waddling haustrow, I'm not interested in you because I've met rodents with higher IQs and MUCH more sparkling personalities. If you were brighter, you'd realize that I said I wasn't interested in someone who uses txtmsg shortcuts in normal conversation long before you sent me a picture of the wedding cake. (- Seriously, the visible rolls of pallid flab went above and beyond 'muffin top'. It was a full on wedding cake. -)
... Seriously, the longer I'm single and wading in the dating pool ... the more I appreciate my left hand and lubriderm.