... As promised ...

BEST -

" Oh, thank heavens! Her father and I were hoping you'd be male. "
Her older sister was an out-of-the-closet diesel dyke. I met the girl at the local gay bar called Sidetrax. She had not dated (as far as her folks knew) in years You can understand why they weren't sure whether or not the person their youngest daughter brought home would have a Y chromosome.

WORST -

Wasn't really a meeting so much as realization. You all remember this one ...
http://razorjak.livejournal.com/346747.html

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Is it possible for Huckabee to make a speech without some bible reference contained within?

It's like ole Rudy not being able to say a sentence without 9/11 being spoken.