2007-11-02

razorjak: (where's discordia)
2007-11-02 06:12 pm

Happy New Year

New Year ... new chance to piss off the foofootreehuggingbunnyfuckingcrystalwavers who take themselves too seriously.

Easy three step checklist to whether a "new age" book is crap:

1.) Is it sold at Borders, Waldenbooks, MediaPlay (RIP) etc etc etc?

If yes - most likely crap
If no - most likely crap

2.) Is it written in a manner which tries to portray the book as revealing knowledge hitherto only taught by secret cabals?

If yes - most likely crap
If no - most likely crap

3.) Is it published by Llewellyn?

If no -most likely crap
If YES - It's a pure undiluted shitstorm issued forth from the raw and bloody anus of an incontinent male bovine forcefed a metric fuckton of fiber capsules and prune juice!

That includes Dirty Drunk Uncle Buck's Big Blue.