2006-07-25

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Royal Sexyness

Your symbol is:

the snake, because you can wear it like a feather boa

You rule from:

an ice palace - cold, but so, well, cool!

At your side is:

your trained cheetah, Speedy - go fetch me a soda!

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

laser-gun-totin' space pirates!

Your most popular law is:

Harry Potter named national hero; he's done so much!

Your least popular law is:

Regulation of a national favorite color

Your worst enemy is:

the coach of your favorite team's rival team