My brain is trying to kill my neighbors.

It's so hot that the only way to make it bearable was to keep both the front and back doors open, leaving only the screendoors locked.

So of course my ass fell asleep with the doors like that and I woke up from a nightmare absolutely sure someone had broken in and was IN the house.

I don't know what would've scared an intruder more. The fact that I was armed within 10 seconds on regaining consciousness or the fact that I was buck-ass naked while checking the house.

Wow ...

Florida signs into law banning any critical thinking in their public schools regarding History.

Florida is striving hard to maintain it's place as 50th in the state regarding education. It must be wondrous for Kansas to be able to look at a state and say, "Wow, at least we're not THAT bad."

To paraphrase the person who I got the link from,

White people came here and the Indians died.
Well, why?
I'm sorry, I can't answer that, it would be interpretation and that is now illegal in the state of Florida.