To the late night Continental trolls

Okay listen up you feckless asshats.

We will stop shutting the music off 15 minutes early when you fucktards stop taking 20 minutes to say your goodbyes and finally leave. Just because you decide not to come out until an hour before we close does not mean we have ANY obligation to keep the place open later for you.

The music will go back to playing until 4:30am when you fucks leave by 4:35.

Go to Denny's to recap your week or do your conversation outside. When we've been at the club all night working we want to (gasp) go home when the club is closed.

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The Blonde Yuppy Faggot (aka Dave Taylor, the booking agent for the club) asks this of me the other night.

"Have you ever heard of a band, the Killing Joke? I've a chance to book them but I've never heard of them."

And people wonder why I get aggravated?

The King of Remixes

AJ, just because something is the latest remix of a song does not mean you should play it. New and Shiny does not always mean Better. In fact most remixes suck the festering pustulous gonads of a leprous mule.

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I need to make a fucking resume. I really do.