I didn't even fight her on keeping the bike when she claimed she was moving down to Florida a second time because I just wanted her out of my fucking life once and for all. Being out a few grand seemed like a small price to pay for more sanity.

Also, I counted on her not lasting long in Florida this time. That and/or not being able to sell the bike for a price she'd want. Hell, last time she didn't make it a full month before she came back and asked me to take over bike payments again. (- The cunt forgets about things like registration and insurance. She also forgets about that nice lil law about how you MUST maintain insurance on a bike you're still making payments on. -)

She pulled the same crap on me back then too. I viewed it as 5 months of not having to pay bike payments since there was no way in hell I'd pay when it wasn't in my possession.

I forgot that her new victim rides motorcycles as well. Of course his bike was/is a piece of shit that looked like it was more rust than chrome. Remembering that, I should have known she'd give the bike to him as a way to buy his affections.

If I just didn't want to see her again EVER, I'd enjoy being there when she finally goes psycho on him like she did with me.