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The repugnicans are calling it the "Marriage Protection Ammendment". How making it a federal crime for monogamous homosexuals who wish to have the same legal protections under the law PROTECTS marriage escapes me.

Hey asshats, you want to "protect" marriage? Outlaw the Vegas drivethrough wedding chapels. Make councelling a mandatory prerequisite before obtaining a marriage license.

A vote for this could come up as early as wednesday. I urge you to contact your legislators and tell them how you feel about this, one way or another. As is the norm with them, they'll view silence as a 'vote' for whichever side is the most vocal. So make your voice known one way or another!

Of course, if you honestly believe that this "crisis" demands an ammendment to the Constitution; something that has not occured a full score of times since the Bill of Rights were put into place; feel free to line up for my new service:

JAK's Catered Gonad Shots! Yes, folks, there's no discrimination here! Be you white, black, male, female, other ... You too can obtain a swift kick to the crotch from an angry 6'2" baldman.

I've taken my meds and won't worry about "tiring" my leg out. Feel free, line up.
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An Iraqi actor who starred in "United 93" is denied entry when trying to fly to the United States for the premiere of the film.

No, I'm not making a statement here. I'm just pointing out one of the many interesting little incidents that happen in Unamerica.

I don't know how you feel about all the movies coming out about "9/11" lately. I've heard from some who are disgusted. I've heard from others who are waving their "Patriot since 9/12/01" flags high in praise of the films.

Are the people making these movies trying to actually send a message out? Or are they simply maggots feasting on the corpses of those who died on that day and the thousands upon thousands who've died in countries that had nothing to do with the attack? We each have to make our own minds up on that.

*counting down the minutes before my resident counterpoint chimes in and mentions a certain turkish movie.*
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I'M THE DECIDER

Koo Koo Ka Chu

I am me and Rummy's he, Iraq is free and we are all together
See the world run when Dick shoots his gun, see how I lie
I'm Lying...

Sitting on my own brain, waiting for the end of days
Corporation profits, Bloody oil money
I'm above the law and I'll decide what's right or wrong

I am the egg head, I'm the Commander, I'm the Decider
Koo-Koo-Kachoo

Baghdad city policeman sitting pretty little targets in a row
See how they die when the shrapnel flies see mothers cry
I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing...I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing

Yellow cake plutonium, imaginary WMD's
Declassifying facts, exposing secret agents
Tax cuts for the wealthy leaving all the poor behind

CHORUS

Sitting in the White house garden talking to the Lord
My thoughts would be busy busy hatching If I only had a brain

CHORUS

(courtesy of Paul Hipp)
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"He (Bush) speaks to the audience as if they're idiots. I think the reason he does that is because that's the way these issues were explained to him."
- Graydon Carter
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http://www.kmov.com/localnews/stories/030206ccklrKmovreligionbill.7d361c3f.html

What are your thoughts about your state becoming a theocracy?

http://www.house.mo.gov/bills061/biltxt/intro/HCR0013I.htm

Pretty words that basically say "Fuck you" to any non-christian in the state.
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With the outcries of 1984 and Big Brother coming from ALL sides now (not just the "conspiracy wingnuts" like myself). You'd think the military could've come up with a different ad campaign than the ones shown here.

WE'LL BE WATCHING YOU emblazoned under a soldier with a smartgun system.
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Silly people, don't you know that paying off your credit card debt makes corporations cry? Don't you know being financially responsible helps the terrorists?
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